Jessi Lohman- #1 Novelist & Speaker
Writer of #1 Best-Selling Novel, Befriending Death, a fun, sassy, sexy, adult, crazy story about assassin-life. Read more at http://rockstar-jessi.blogspot.com/
 
 
 
The caterpillar does all the work but the butterfly gets all the publicity.
George Carlin
 
 
A dogs idea of personal grooming is to roll over on a dead fish.
James Gorman
 
 
The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
Andy Rooney
 
 
The problem with cats is they get the exact same expression when they eat a moth or see an ax murderer.
Paula Poundstone
 
 
Cats invented self esteem.
Erma Bombeck
 
 
Anger is only one letter short of Danger.
Anonymous
 
 
When a man angers you, he conquers you.
Toni Morrison
 
 
Don’t get your knickers in a knot. Nothing is solved and it just makes you walk funny.
Kathryn Carpenter
 
 
We boil at different degrees.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
 
 
All would live long but none would be old.
Benjamin Franklin
 
 
It takes courage to grow up and be who you really are.
E. E. Cummings
 
 
It is better to waste one’s youth than to do nothing with it
Georges Courteline
 
 
You are only young once and that excuse won’t last forever.
Anonymous
 
 
Details are always vulgar.
Oscar Wilde
 
 

Question (?) of the Day

Would you accept 20 years of extraordinary happiness and fulfillment if it meant you would die at the end of the period?

 
 
 
 
 
 
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