“The caterpillar does all the work but the butterfly gets all the publicity.” — George Carlin
“A dogs idea of personal grooming is to roll over on a dead fish.” — James Gorman
“The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.” — Andy Rooney
“The problem with cats is they get the exact same expression when they eat a moth or see an ax murderer.” — Paula Poundstone
“Cats invented self esteem.” — Erma Bombeck
“Anger is only one letter short of Danger.” — Anonymous
“When a man angers you, he conquers you.” — Toni Morrison
“Don’t get your knickers in a knot. Nothing is solved and it just makes you walk funny.” — Kathryn Carpenter
“We boil at different degrees.” — Ralph Waldo Emerson
“All would live long but none would be old.” — Benjamin Franklin
“It takes courage to grow up and be who you really are.” — E. E. Cummings
“It is better to waste one’s youth than to do nothing with it” — Georges Courteline
“You are only young once and that excuse won’t last forever.” — Anonymous
“Details are always vulgar.” — Oscar Wilde
Would you accept 20 years of extraordinary happiness and fulfillment if it meant you would die at the end of the period?